Claudia Schiffer is the new metallic face of Accessorize’s Autumn/Winter 2006 campaign. Either she’s been exposed to a radiation leak, or else somebody spray-painted her entire upper body gold. Or it could just be bronzer. That stuff is supposed to give you a “golden glow,” right? Although that’s really less of a “glow” and more of a “incandescent blaze.” The good news is, with all that paint, you hardly even noticed her lazy eye. It’s a nice distraction. And you also forget that she’s like fifty. You know, Sharon Stone might want to look into the whole “body paint” idea. Or the whole “fifty sleeping pills and a bottle of scotch” idea. I imagine she’d look a whole lot better dead. You wouldn’t notice the wrinkles or the evil as much.
More ad campaign shots after the jump.
I think it’s terrible in this day-and-age of horrendous diseases without cures, that a team of scientists would dedicate a month to touching up these photos, instead of working on those diseases. Just terrible.
Or perhaps she can just put some clothes on!
Ooooh. I fucking want that purse.
And that bracelet.
Yeah, the bracelets are hot.
I got a ‘karat’ for her……
“I like goooollld…”
I think she looks great !!! ( she is only 36, that is not old ).
Why all the hate ?
is it jealousy ?
Simply amazing !!!
I love claudia, i wish i could look as good when i’m older.
Damm, that is one beautiful lady .
Yes, Claudia is the original heidi klum.
( and the original is always better )
“Doctor Evil, can I paint her Winky gold?”