Saturday, November 18, 2006

Tom & Katie Make Their Fake Relationship Official


The moment we’ve been waiting for (not really) has arrived and Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially husband and wife. Katie wore an off the shoulder Armani gown and Tom wore a blue suit. Boring and yawn.

People Magazine reports:
The sunset ceremony was performed by a Scientology minister, according to a statement from their reps. The wedding party included Cruise’s children, Isabella and Connor, the best man was Cruise’s best friend, David Miscavige – the head of the Church of Scientology – and Katie’s sister Nancy Blaylock served as the matron of honor. Though initially there were questions about whether Cruise and Holmes’s marriage on Saturday was official – the Mayor of Bracciano, Italy, said the couple needed to have a civil ceremony in town in order to make it legal – Cruise’s reps say Tom and Katie took care of everything beforehand. “As is customary for couples marrying outside of the United States, Cruise and Holmes officialized their marriage in Los Angeles prior to their departure for Italy,” according to the statement.
Posh Beckham used this moment as her own fashion catwalk. Bitch looks way hot and I’m sure she was going for that alien look. David couldn’t attend the wedding, because he was due back for training. I think he got in trouble. Anyway, I’m sure there will be a hell more pictures and I can’t wait (sarcastic yawn.)

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149 Comments Filed 5:44 PM in Posh & Becks, TomKat, Weddings.

Unfortunately, Kimbo Doesn’t Have Liver Disease

Kimbo and Jack Osbourne at Light Nightclub in Vegas 11/17

I’m JOKING! About, the unfortunately part anyway. Ok, not really. Ok, I am. Anyway, Kimbo Stewart has said that her father is a damn liar. Rod earlier said that Kimbo had liver disease from being a drunk ho. She wants to set the record straight and said, “I love my dad but sometimes he has a big mouth and not just when he’s singing. I don’t have a liver disease. I was exhausted and feeling sick from burning the candle at both ends, and my doctor told me to cut back on drinking and smoking, which I have, and I feel so much better.”

Burning the candle at both ends? She means that in a sexual way, right? Homegirl does NOT work, so I know she’s not talking about. She doesn’t have liver disease, but she has FUG face disease and there’s no cure for that.

54 Comments Filed 1:35 PM in Drunks, Kimbo Stewart.

Britney’s in Vegas with a Beat Weave


Looks like Britney Spears is back to looking like hell. She dropped her new short hair and instead went back to her old ways with a tired weave. Brit was with her bodyguard yesterday and some white dude. He’s probably the one who put that broke, kitchen-ass weave on her. Oh Britney, you make it so hard.


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91 Comments Filed 1:23 PM in Britney Spears.

You Know He’s Holding Some Andre


KFed performed with Biz Markie last night at Mansion in Miami Beach. He carried around a bottle of champagne like he’s balling. You know that’s some Andre, dumbass can’t afford anything more than that. He apparently didn’t talk to many ladies and kept to his friends. Um…cause he can’t afford to buy their ass a drink! Poor KFed. Damn, he’s such a tool.

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94 Comments Filed 10:59 AM in KFed, Dumbasses.

You Still Have Time Katie!!!


Katie Holmes will be Mrs. Tom Crazy in less than 30 minutes. The ceremony will be held at 5pm Italy time. It is currently raining and Katie arrived with her family at the castle earlier in the afternoon. Andrea Bocelli has arrived and he’s due to sing “Ave Maria” at the ceremony. The guest list includes John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Posh & Becks, Brooke Shields, Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy, Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, J.J. Abrams and more. The sleepy town of Bracciano has hung signs in windows and restaurants have dedicated menus to Tom in honor of this day.

Oh well, Katie has really done it now! Poor bitch. I almost feel sorry for her.
123 Comments Filed 10:38 AM in TomKat, Weddings.

Nicole Kidman in December’s Vogue


Yawnsville and boring! Happy TomKat Wedding Day!

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90 Comments Filed 10:00 AM in Nicole Kidman.

Hot Slut of the Day!


Eva Green
35 Comments Filed 9:30 AM in Hot Slut of the Day.

Birthday Sluts


Owen Wilson (38)
Fabolous (27)
Chloe Sevigny (32)
Peta Wilson (36)
Duncan Sheik (37)
Daphne Rubin-Vega (37)
Elizabeth Perkins (46)
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20 Comments Filed 9:00 AM in Birthday Sluts.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Kanye West Quote of the Day!


“If it wasn’t for race mixing, there’d be no video girls. Me and most of my friends like mutts a lot. Yeah, in the hood they call ‘em mutts.”

219 Comments Filed 9:06 PM in Quote of the Day, Dumbasses.

Kate Hudson & Hubby Headed for Divorce


TMZ reports that Chris Robinson his filed divorce from Kate Hudson today. Chris hired Laura Wasser, Britney’s attorney, to handle his situation. The couple have been married six years and have one kid. Chris of course cites “irreconcilable differences” for the split. He wants joint custody and isn’t seeking spousal support even though Kate is richer.

The couple have been separated since August and Kate has been involved with Owen Wilson.

Ok, so can she cut Ryder’s hair now? Dude looks like a lady!
66 Comments Filed 7:46 PM in Splits, Kate Hudson.

Hilary Who?!


This is Horseface Swank in outtakes from the Pirelli Calendar. Hilary appears in the famed calendar’s 2007 edition. Damn, they worked magic. They used a lot of fake hair, lighting and angles to not make her look like a tranny. Homegirl looks hot, except for the picture above. She looks kind of “special” and blind. Paris Hilton should hire that photographer, because maybe he can hide her retarded eye. Probably not though.

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55 Comments Filed 7:29 PM in Hotness.

Is Ken Paves Cheating On Chestica?


Did Ken and Chestica break up? Ken Paves is in Rome to do Jenny McCarthy’s hair for the TomKat wedding tomorrow. He’s also rumored to be doing Katie Holme’s hair for the main event. Um..did she ask to see his resume? Ken apparently won the job from Oscar Blondi to do the bride’s hair.

God, Katie’s gonna have a damn wig with curls in it. Oscar is apparently upset that Katie dissed him. That’s it, this story is pretty lame. I’m sorry. I just wanted to post a picture of this hotness of a man.

55 Comments Filed 7:09 PM in TomKat, Ken Paves.

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