Strap in for a knock-down-drag-out explosion of Ultra Spy Mayhem! This is the concluding session of our SEX LIES AND ULTRA SPIES adventure apptly numbered 007! Find out if evil triumphs or gets wiped out by a Super Skilled team of Agents who have had enough! Don't even THINK of missing this one baby . . .it's Smashing!

An evening of Gutter Skypes Banter - Nostalgia - Geek Ponderings and Celebration of reaching Episode 100 !

Stop Motion Mayhem at the North Pole! A Favorite part of the globe for The Gutter Skypes this time of year. In this episode we delve into the FIASCO.. Written by Jason Morningstar.. Playset HOLLY JOLLY .. written by Scott Slomeany. Dark Days in Toyland for sure!

Sinister Snakes! Sizzling Circuitry and Spinetingling Suspense! This latest installment of "Sex Lies and Ultra Spies" serves it all up on a scorched, battered and smoking tray! Don't miss the danger, download now and enjoy some killer action from the safety of your own ears!

Blindgeek GM's a superb One-Shot. "Blood Island!" - The Game system: 1PG ( One Page ). Mark Kinney Plays Amos McGuiness - Andros Plays Jake Farshaw - anim5 plays Batista Festoon.

We were Piratey Pirates of Pirateness with an urge for violence and noses for Gold! ARRRRRrrr !

Cold winds blow in the Old West! And they swirl around a house of madness, murder and DEATH . . DEATH!!!! AAAaaaghhhh!!!! ( screams,chains,thunder) DEEEAAATH!!!!

Happy Halloween everybody :)

This installment of The Gutter Skypes features the skilled and savvy GM talents of Thunderstep who bravely volunteered to take us through a spooky one-shot and help us get our Ghostly Game Geared up and ready for October 31st !

Join us in a fast and fun adventure set in a world where cowboys, Confederates and railroad barons mix with rockmen, elves, and Centaurs. The brave agents of M-Force ( Pinkerton style ) wind up their clockwork and turn up the steam on a sepia-toned seeping evil!

Another Massive audio file, but worth a listen at your liesure. Two hours +plus of pre-game banter and listener Feedback. Then: FIASCO Harry Dresden style! This ONE Gutter Skypes episode will fill in half the work day, a week of commuting or replacing a section of floor. ( Or anything else that needs some recorded entertainment for 4.5 hours.) Let the Chicago Occult go from bad to worse as the antics tick by!

A one-shot evening! - Right off the cuff and fresh out of Gen Con with extra special Thanks to Chris Engle for providing "Cthulhu Madness Apocalypse". A Game with roughly the same framework as "Guilty Moneybags", but upholstered with a Lovecraft fabric. Special Thanks as well to Mark Kinney for bringing it back from Gen Con and taking us through the Horrored Halls of a doomed campus! ( Doomed world really, but I just wanted to say "horrored halls")

Andros plays a grad student. Blindgeek plays a Spooky Professor. anim5 plays a Spaz. Nikki was trapped in the real world and could not join us that night. - Pull up a library chair, put on your favorite Straight-Jacket and then get someone nearby to press PLAY !

It's back in the Ballroom at the Galactic Patrol Convention - Hollywood California. It's time to hear what the great buzzard of the Universe has to say . . it's the 1960's and CyberSoldiers threaten to mix-it-up with Super Spies Baby!

In this Extra-Long Bonus Episode ( did you see that? did you see what I did there? Instead of saying unbelievably long audio file 'cause anim5 can't edit worth a plate of toffee ) we join the Gutter Skypes in pop culture round table discussion and listener feedback for Part One and immediately go into the continuation of Sex Lies and Ultra Spies from HEX Games in Part Two. 

An audio feast! Don't take it all in one bite!

Even if you've never been to a Science Fiction - Fantasy or Gaming convention . . you'll STILL get a swingin' 60's secret agent's eye view of the experience here in episode 92 . . The Gutter Skypes, playing SEX LIES AND ULTRA SPIES from HEX GAMES!

Surrounded by enthusiastic Galactic Patrol fans, TV stars and costume choices - Our heroic crew still hear the nagging whisper of their trade . . . "You're on a MISSION." It is just a whisper, mind you. It doesn't spoil a bit of the fun!

Video :www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib7-vSrp6y8
Law:www.govtrack.us/congress/billtext.xpd?bill=s112-978

At this website you can easily send an email to the members of 

congress, which has already been written and you can edit.
act.demandprogress.org/

Called episode 9 in the recording ( can't remember why ) recorded in June 2009. Cartoon Action Hour Number 11 Game Mastered by Lioncourt with Blindgeek as Bladestar and anim5 as Smack Chainmore. This was supposed to be the CAH Actual play segment of Session 91. Sorry about the screw up.

Current Feedback - anim5, Mark Kinney, Nikki, Blindgeek - then Cartoon Action Hour Number 11 Game Mastered by Lioncourt with Blindgeek as Bladestar and anim5 as Smack Chainmore.

No other-worldly paranormal power, no matter how ancient or evil can withstand the cosmically powerful and destructive force of irresponsible college boys with party intincts and a Frat House! Find out why, here in the second of two parts. Frat Boys VS.!

There's no better way to spring a super-secret surprise stag party on Andros ( yes . . we know he got married already ) than to play Frat Boys Vs. and haul his character off to celebrate Bachelorhood!

The Gutter Skypes get underway with Part 1 of a fantastic excursion into college carnage and fraternal fisticuffs - launching into this fine volume from Hex Games.

Stop by the Frat house and bring a date for the beer, the rockin' music and the occasional invasion by strange forces. The Frat Boys of K.E.G are ready for anything!

All Hail The Emperor! All Hail Jerkia! Let us celebrate our victory and the impending DOOM of the human scum we will soon defeat! At the very least, we'll kick Boredom's butt.

Here in Episode 88 the Gutter Skypes welcome Patrick from MONKEYS TOOK MY JETPACK, who does a superb job of Game Mastering INVADERZ for us. We had plenty O'Fun and hope you do too listening! Download it soon and play it at your first opportunity - You may not have time while fleeing for your life from the Jerkian forces!

LINKS For  This Episode:

INVADERZ - Available at Drive Thru RPG

Carl's Joker Link

The Gutter Skypes Facebook Page

Trilobite's Maniac Link

Kedamono's link to Lost In.Space

XOFOUR's link to 18 Wheels

XOFOUR's Leggo Dice Tower Find

Auntie Ed's Lock VS Mage

Session 087       Released in May 2011
Game Mastered by Skype Itself!

THE GUTTER SKYPES !
From: This Dimension  "Magic Wonder and Beer Mats ! "

Download the .mp3  -    74.6 meg       3  Hours  and  6  minutes

Every once in a while, the winds, the fates, the barometric pressure and the international price of cotton, conspire to produce a game night upon which no game occurs. It happens in the real world and it finally happened in the Gutter Skypes World!

Did this daunt our energy? Did it dampen our resolve to have fun? Did it pour misery on the gathering? Well . . . as they say in poorly spelled French books, OH CONTRAIR ! Though we missed the company of Andros owing to real life events of great and pleasant import, Nikki, Mark, Blindgeek and anim5 lounged around the digital table and jawed on about everything from Cheap TV to Novelty toys. No dice were rolled this night, but fun was still had by all!

If you'd like a fly-on-the-wall listening post for these shenanigans, here it is. The Gutter Skype's first gameless session. A fun and relaxing chat that includes listener feedback and links like crazy!

LINKS For  This Episode:

Macho: Last Action Heroes

Nimoy  - Bilbo Video

Damn You Autocorrect!

North American Discworld Convention

Meaning of Life "Galaxy Song" - Eric Idle

2nd Century Roman d20

"Evil Is As Evil Does" - Geekspective.com

PERPETUAL KID Novelties

AMERICAN SCIENCE & SURPLUS

UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHER'S GUILD

ROVER - From "The Prisoner"

Session 086       Released in May 2011
Game Mastered by BlindGeek

THE GUTTER SKYPES !
From: Hex Games    " Sex, Lies and Ultraspies ! 003"

Download the .mp3  -    54.1 meg       2  Hours  and  15  minutes

It's time for some more Sex Lies and Ultra Spies! And this time, we take the show on the road - or at least - our super spies do - and get crackin on the bad guys! Fasten your safety belt and keep your head and limbs inside the limousine. This trip is going to get a bit bumpy!

BlindGeek Game Masters - Nikki plays Sir Sterling Dashwood ( "The Codex" ) - Mark Kinney Plays Dr. Zachary Smith ( "The Professor" ) - Andros plays Roger ( "The Tank" ) Jennings - anim5 plays Olga Doentachmi ( "Ballistikita" ).

LINKS For  This Episode:

Sex Lies and Ultra Spies!

Leopard Women of Venus

Dark Legacy Comics

STARDUST The Super Wizard

DIABOLIK

Fandomfest ! - July 22-24 2011

Session 085       Released in April 2011
Game Mastered by BlindGeek

THE GUTTER SKYPES !
From: Hex Games    " Sex, Lies and Ultraspies ! 002"

Download the .mp3  -    63.3 meg       2  Hours  and  38  minutes

A Homecoming. A Harrowing Hallway. A Hasty Handle on the next mission and a trip to Hollywood. Thus begins the sensational secret agent super spin on the 'sixties spies – “Sex Lies and Ultra Spies” in this episode of The Gutter Skypes!

Plug in your lava lamp and sit in your egg-shaped chair ( put your phasers on stun too by the way . . . ) for a band of agents that may not know "where it's at" just at the moment, but will soon!

BlindGeek Game Masters - Nikki plays Sir Sterling Dashwood ( "The Codex" ) - Mark Kinney Plays Dr. Zachary Smith ( "The Professor" ) - Andros plays Roger ( "The Tank" ) Jennings - anim5 plays Olga Doentachmi ( "Ballistikita" ).

LINKS For  This Episode::

Sex Lies and Ultra Spies!

Leopard Women of Venus

The Jargon File

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

UK Wizard Postal Stamps

The Welch List

Session 084       Released in April 2011
Game Mastered by Mark Kinney

THE GUTTER SKYPES !
FIASCO    " Alma Monster ! "

Download the .mp3  -    78.7  meg       3  Hours  and  16  minutes

Another Fun and Fantastic FIASCO game! - We only got 90 percent done but we had 100 percent fun. This one's theme was a mix of Frat House Hijinks mixed with Lovecraft, skullduggery . . a bit of apathetic activism and some cast echoes of "Real Genius". The Template Title is "ALMA MONSTER". So campus life is NOT restricted to the living. Check it out! Write in and tell us how it ended in YOUR imagination!

Links for this episode:
FIASCO ! -  Bully Pulpit Games

ALMA MONSTER !     Critical Hits Play set

Leopard Women of Venus

Golden Age of the Solar Clipper

Thunderstep  dot-Blogspot  dot-Com

The Goon Show

Session 083       Released in March 2011
Game Mastered by Mark Kinney

THE GUTTER SKYPES !
FIASCO    " Dragonslayer ! "

Download the .mp3  -    65.8  meg       2  Hours  and  44  minutes

FIASCO ! - The Gutter Skypes return once again to this marvel of a game, setting up a Wednesday one-shot in Nikki's absence. Drawing on the options of the Dragonslayer module, mayhem and dire portents prevail! If you know FIASCO, then you know it can't be described. If you don't know FIASCO, then by all means join in on the fun and give a listen!

Links for this episode:


FIASCO ! -  Bully Pulpit Games

Leopard Women of Venus

Golden Age of the Solar Clipper

Thunderstep  dot-Blogspot  dot-Com

The Goon Show

Session 082       Released in February 2011
Game Mastered by BlindGeek

THE GUTTER SKYPES !
From: Hex Games    " Sex, Lies and Ultraspies ! 001"

Download the .mp3  -    74.9 meg       3  Hours  and  7  minutes

Take Hollywood's cracked view of the cold war spy, add gadgets, go-go boots and comic book super hero powers, shake ( don't stir ) and you might come up with something like "Sex, Lies and Ultraspies" by Hex Games.

At long last The Gutter Skypes begin the mission and put their protagonists through their paces - Heating up the chilly mountaintop fortress of the evil Dr. Robotnik !

Danger is their breakfast! Plots and Intrigue are their lunch! And they might have an early evening snack of Daring Escape . . . or maybe a granola bar. 'Depends - you know. Traffic. Maybe the store closes early. No time, or maybe the ATM is out of service. You never know, but Dinner? Definitely Super Villains!

BlindGeek Game Masters - Nikki plays Sir Sterling Dashwood ( "The Codex" ) - Mark Kinney Plays Dr. Zachary Smith ( "The Professor" ) - Andros plays Roger ( "The Tank" ) Jennings - anim5 plays Olga Doentachmi ( "Ballistikita" ).

LINKS For  This Episode:

"Sex, Lies and Ultraspies" - Hex Games

Josh Burnett Illustrations for "Guilty Moneybags"

Drive Thru - RPG New Zealand Relief Bundle

The Protomen

The Royal Armouries

Roll For Initiative

Actual People Actual Play

William Nicholas Stone Courtney  1929 - 2011

Session 081       Released in February 2011
Game Mastered by Mark Kinney

THE GUTTER SKYPES !
From: Hamster Press    " Guilty Moneybags ! "

Download the .mp3  -    109 meg       4  Hours  and  33  minutes

For hours of drive time, or for hours of work time or simply for hours of liesure listening - Here are FOUR hours of The Gutter Skypes! ( Actually it's more than four hours, but four is enough.) Banter and feedback happen twice in this episode #81 and if you wish to miss out on all that fun and skip to the game play, then fast forward to 2 hours and 20 minutes. If you want. But why cheat yourself?

At any rate, The Game portion of the show is a DIAMOND of a game called "Guilty Moneybags" published by Hamster Press. It's full of RICH roleplay challenges and will provide many GOLDEN hours of KILLER cool enjoyment to anyone smart enough to INVEST in a copy. Did you see that? Did you see what I did there with the . . .

Heaps of thanks to Mark Kinney for Game Mastering! Nikki plays Goldy Moneybags, Andros plays Mister Obvious, anim5 plays Ace Diamond and special thanks to Chris Engle for a superb evening of fun!

LINKS For  This Episode:

Hamster Press - " Guilty Moneybags " Mystery Matrix
( And check out their gorgeous line of Puppets too ! )

Josh Burnett Illustrations for "Guilty Moneybags"

Knights of the Night  - Actual Play podcast

Thursday Knights - Actual Play podcast

Of Steam Steel and Murder - Actual Play Podcast

The Walking Eye Podcast

Story Schtick Podcast

Vigilance Press Podcast

Copycat's "Stayin' Alive" parody TGS style!