Great. You Found Me. No, that does NOT mean you’re “saved”.

Born to a nagging Jewish virgin mother, a paranoid, weak, submissive carpenter (father #1) and the Creator of Everything Nailed Down and Not Nailed Down (including me!) (father #2), I am, as you all know, The Christ. Mind you, I’m not just any Christ, I’m The Christ, as that delusional, drunken, psychotic actor Mel Gibson so dubbed me. Idiot. He’ll get his.

Whatever…

I’ve re-emerged slightly ahead of schedule because I can’t take sitting up there on my fluffly cloud watching you people screw up a perfectly good situation down here on Earth. In other words,  I’ve had it up to HERE with you all! You’re all out of control! I thought we had it rough in my day with those goddamned nutty Romans at every turn, but what you people have been doing over the ages is CRAZY! So much so that I had to cut my self-imposed retirement short and make my big return sooner than originally planned. Thanks a lot…there were a couple of things I wanted to do before I came back to this mess. But all that’s been scratched because you people are screwing everything up big time. Bastards.

So here I am…back from my grave/cave again and let me make one thing perfectly clear to you people: I am NOT pleased…but I am psyched to get some Wii time in while I’m here…that’ll be cool. But first thing’s first: I have a few things to say to you all so

PAY ATTENTION THIS TIME.
And if you’re wise you’ll read everything I have to say. God, have I got my work cut out for me…again. Hear that, Dad?

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• Christ is The [Corporate] Man…and He’s Not Standing for it Anymore
• Just Like in the Desert…Bastard Got Me Again!
• I’ve always had a thing for ocean life…
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