Alright, settle down…you’re either one of two people: someone who clicked on this blog to see what it’s all about, started reading and immediately began laughing your ass off, or you’re some holier-than-thou person who thinks whomever is behind this blog has a one way, mega-punched ticket to Hell and will more than likely become Satan’s personal assistant once Jesus had had enough and banished the author of this blog forever. Fine. Whatever.

Just know this:

Topline: This is a satirical blog which means IT’S MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND AMUSEMENT. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s not meant to be anything other than pure entertainment. If you’re a psycho and think that it’s blasphemy, good for you. Send a note to jesus@jesushchristalmighty.com and complain up and down a rope. All it will prove is that you’re not evolved, don’t get humor, and need to lighten up. This is a site FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY ONLY ONLY. Do you get that? Are you sure. Good.

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We don’t know and/or care who the hell you are, so you’re safe on this site. We do not track cookies, share email addresses with anyone or reveal full names, email addresses or any other readily identifiable information from visitors to this site. However, anything you send to jesus@jesushchristalmighty.com, any comment on this blog you make on other sites such as Twitter or Facebook or other social media outlets is considered fair game for posting on this blog site without permission or threat from the person who originally wrote it. So there. You write it, you post it, we find it, we share. Simple as that. Read it, know it, live it, love it, RESPECT IT.

Your Letters to Jesus via jesus@jesushchristalmighty.com and/or Comments Left Here on Jesus’ Daily Blog – READ IT, PEOPLE
Bottom line: you accept the risk of anything you write to this website. Case closed. What you submit can and will be used for public display on the “Your Charming Feedback” page of this blog’s sister site, jesushchristalmighty.com. If you include your full name, only the first name will be used. If you send us commentary – whether positive or negative – we reserve the right to publish it in print or display it on this site in full or in edited form. We do not hold anything back, so if you choose to send a controversial comment, EXPECT A CONTROVERSIAL RESPONSE. This is a PUBLIC site, so there are NO RULES and it is entirely, completely, utterly, 100% and perfectly up to US to decide whether we a.) publish your note or b.) decide to rake you over the coals for your comment. Up to you. YOU RUN THE RISK. We do not. Get it?

Children
This blog is not intended for children. If your kid stumbles upon this site and you catch wind of it, discipline your child NOT US. We do not advertise to children, cater to children or even care about children. But do NOT think that if your kid finds this amusing and you don’t that we are responsible for anything. Police your kids. We’re not their babysitters and you should be a better parent than to let them seek out satire sites like this one without your knowledge.

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We will only link to another site and/or endorse another site or advertiser with their permission. Write to jesus@jesushchristalmighty.com to inquire about adding a link to your site or this site. The site masters will make the decision and will contact you with approval. The same works in reverse: you cannot link this site to your site without permission. More than likely you’ll get it, but please run it past us first.

E-Commerce and Our Secure Server
Jesushchristalmighty.com is currently not selling any merchandise but intends to do so in the near future. This section will be updated with security features once the ecommerce site is up and running.

Policy Changes
This privacy policy is effective as of May 1, 2010. We may need to change it from time to time as technology and the nature of the Web keep evolving. We will post any changes to this policy as soon as they go into effect.

More Questions?
If you have any questions about this privacy policy, e-mail them to jesus@jesushchristalmighty.com, and be sure to indicate the nature of your concern or question.

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