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Keith Olbermann’s mother today’s 2nd WORST PARENT IN THE WORLD

Posted April 7th, 2009 under Headlines Tags: dead, keith olbermann, mother

Marie Olbermann is today’s 2nd WORST PARENT IN THE WORLD, narrowly losing out to Josef Fritzl.

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You may recall Josef Fritzl held his own daughter captive in a dungeon in his basement (pictured above) for 24 years. During that time, Mr. Fritzl abused, assaulted, and raped Elisabeth Fritzl on numerous occasions causing 7 pregnancies and 1 miscarriage.

One might think therefore that Josef Fritzl would be far and away THE WORST PARENT IN THE WORLD.

But given the fact that Keith Olbermann is such an off-the-scale dick, one objectively has no choice but to conclude that Josef Fritzl did an only marginally worse job raising Elisabeth than Marie Olbermann did raising Keith.

In any case, Marie Olbermann is, by the smallest of margins, today’s 2nd WORST PARENT IN THE WORLD.

63 Responses to Keith Olbermann’s mother today’s 2nd WORST PARENT IN THE WORLD

  1. Preston Coleman says:
    April 7, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    Reagan would be so proud of you. Scumbag.

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  2. mike says:
    April 7, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    your a sick asshole, go get into a bar fight and get your ass shot, LOL

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  3. Gail says:
    April 7, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    What on earth is wrong with you !?! I wouldn’t stand in the same room as Bill O’Reilly but I would never be so cruel as to laugh at the passing of his mother or anyone dear to him. You’re the kind of person that gives pond scum a bad name.
    You say the problems of America are caused by the Liberals but the’re not-they’re caused by disgusting people like yourself who wouldn’t know kindness and compassion if kissed you right on the face.

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  4. Mark VanGelder says:
    April 8, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    This is so typical scum-of-the-earth Republican. No conscience, no morals, no respect, and totally greedy and selfish. As long as Republicans embrace this kind of behavior, Democrats will continue to gain more and more power. People are sick and tired of this type of Republican, thus the last two major election victories. Gone are the Goldwater, true conservative, Republicans. What’s left of them is now called Libertarians. The neo conservative Republican type is exactly what we have in this website. Your typical Rush Limbaugh follower: fat, greedy, rude, and obnoxious. They use religion to dupe the ignorant into believing that this type of Repub has the working man’s best interest in mind. The truth is, these people have no mind to speak of, at least none of their own. They have limited education and they constantly deny scientific principle and facts. They are basically followers of narrow minded philosophy. The neo conservative is lost in their own dogma, and they have no clue how to reform their shallow mind set. As long as the Republican party panders to these neo-conservatives, the more they will be transforming from the party of no to the party of none. Goodbye and good riddance!

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    • VanDick says:
      April 27, 2011 at 12:21 pm

      Oh I see, is that why you’re “if it feels good do it” party had its *ss handed to them in 2010 in congress? Or how about your saviors’ popularity numbers falling like a rock?
      Churchill was so right “Any man who is under 30 and not a liberal has no heart; and any man who is over 30 and is not a conservative, has no brains!
      You sir are either a child, or mentally ill. Neither would surprise me.

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  5. contrarian says:
    April 8, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Boy, they can jump on Palin and McCain and Bush with their sick shit, but when they get it back in their face, they sure scream like stuck pigs.

    Sorry for Ms Olbermann’s passing; not sorry that her son is the emperor of turd-dom.

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  6. contrarian says:
    April 8, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    ..oh..and, VanGelding, this is NOT typical of conservatives (or even Republicans), you dickless, nutless sack of crap.

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  7. contrarian says:
    April 8, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Gail writes “..I wouldn’t stand in the same room as Bill O’Reilly..”

    Neither would I gail; then again no one could; there’s no room for anyone in there but him and his ego.

    Kinda like your boy, Chimpy the Kenyan, Emperor of the Narcissists.

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  8. DaveH says:
    April 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    Seriously, dude, nobody enjoys bad taste more than I do, but that was just plain idiotic of you. If you had any sense, you’d delete the post. Olbermann’s mother is dead, but if you don’t remove the post, your credibility died along with her.

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  9. Lee says:
    April 10, 2009 at 11:11 am

    I can’t believe that you had the gall to write such hateful things. Republican, Democrat, doesn’t make a difference. Mr. Olbermann is mourning the loss of his mother…she did nothing wrong to you, just as Keith Olbermann didn’t..how dare you try to capitalize on it by writing such a terrible thing! It’s people like you that make Americans look bad. I’m going to advise everyone I know not to click on anything having the slightest thing to do with your disgusting website. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Marie Olbermann was clearly a kind and loving mother who supported her son and brought a much needed voice of dissent into the world. Just because Keith doesn’t agree with you is absolutely no reason to say such reprehensible things.

    I for one, honor her memory, and in the future, to counter your bad taste and worse judgment: When a loved one of yours passes away I offer you five words, in the light of your awful sentiment:

    I’m sorry for your loss.

    Grow a conscience..vote Democrat.

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  10. Fvck Liberals says:
    April 11, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Sorry for your loss Olbermann. You’re still a weasle liberal piece of dog crap nancy boy.

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  11. Uncle Larry says:
    April 13, 2009 at 9:51 am

    I wonder if she ever told keith who his real father was. Of course by that, I’m being charitable and assuming SHE knew. Just wondering.

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  12. Grace says:
    April 15, 2009 at 7:50 am

    I am disgusted that you found this LOL funny.

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  13. Grace says:
    April 15, 2009 at 7:52 am

    Posted by MP – I see you don’t give your name. Cannot say I blame you, pig.

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  14. Alex says:
    April 15, 2009 at 11:59 am

    just because he is a liberal commentator you have to attack his dead mother? that’s low asshole.

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  15. RealMan says:
    April 16, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    What a shame…the shame is his mom died before his sorry stinking ass did..

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    • tc says:
      November 3, 2010 at 7:16 am

      No doubt…this is the 2nd best comment on this website!

      Reply
  16. Uncle Larry says:
    April 17, 2009 at 6:42 am

    Actually Keith isn’t her son…..he’s one of her anal warts that detached itself during rough sex in one of the bathrooms at the port authority……..worst anal wart in the wooooorld!!!!!

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  17. ms. helga says:
    May 3, 2009 at 4:45 am

    WORLD’S GREATEST ANAGRAMS OR PROOF THERE IS A GOD – Read #’s 35-36-37

    1- GEORGE BUSH rearranged is HE BUGS GORE
    2- AL GORE is LA (Spanish for “THE”) OGRE( a monster who eats people.)
    3- GEORGE SOROS translates to SOS OGRE GORE
    4- DORMITORY becomes DIRTY ROOM
    5- EVANGELIST is EVIL’S AGENT
    6- PRESBYTERIAN turns to BEST IN PRAYER
    7- DESPERATION is A ROPE ENDS IT
    8- THE MORSE CODE rearranged is HERE COME DOTS
    9- SENATOR TED KENNEDY turns out to DONKEY RAT NEEDS NET
    10- SLOT MACHINES becomes CASH LOST IN ME.
    11- ANIMOSITY turns to IS NO AMITY
    12- MOTHER-IN-LAW (This one is good) WOMAN HITLER
    13- SNOOZE ALARMS becomes ALAS! NO MORE Z”S
    14- A DECIMAL POINT turns to I’M A DOT IN PLACE
    15- NANCY PELOSI is A CO-LENIN SPY
    16- SEN. HARRY REID becomes A DINER SHERRY(yuck)
    17- THE EARTHQUAKES is THAT QUEER SHAKE
    18– ELEVEN PLUS TWO becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE
    19- PRINCESS DIANA changes to ENDS IN CAR SPIN
    20- JOHN KERRY becomes HORNY JERK
    21- SEN. JOHN EDWARDS is WE- DR. DEAN’S “JOHNS”
    22- NANCY PELOSI becomes – LIE’N CYAN(blue) POS
    23- SENATOR DURBIN – becomes – SENORA TURDBIN
    24- SENATOR DICK DURBIN- changes to – A SENOR TURDBIN DICK
    25- KATIE COURIC – changes to – CIAO CUTE IRK
    26- CHRIS MATTHEWS – becomes – SHH -SCREAM TWIT
    27- TIM RUSSERT – changes to MISS TURRET (def-spindle tool )
    28- NATALIE MAINES( DIXIE CHICK) turns out to – INANIMATE SEAL
    29- VALERIE PLAME – becomes – LIVE EEL PARMA(cheese)
    30- TED TURNER – changes to – TREED RUNT
    31- TERRY McAULIFFE – becomes – A RECTUM FIRE-FLY
    32 – SENATOR TOM HARKIN – changes to – A TIN-HORN MAKES ROT
    33 – BELINDA STRONACH – becomes – A RIBALD STENCH – NO?
    34 – JOE SCARBORO – changes to – COOR’S BAR JOE
    35 – KEITH OLBERMANN – turns into – A TINKLEN HOMBRE
    36 – KEITH OLBERMANN – changes to – ILK BORN METHANE
    37 – KEITH OLBERMANN – becomes – ENEMA BROTH KILN
    38 – MOVEON-ORG – changes to – MOON GROVE
    39 – SENATOR BARRACK OBAMA – becomes old hillbilly saying – “A RACK-O-EARS TAN BOOB-MA ! ”
    40 -BILL SCHNEIDER – changes to – RED’S LIB LICHEN (a fungus)
    41 – COLIN POWELL – becomes – PEW ! ILL COLON
    42 – BERNIE MADOFF – turns into – OFF – BIRD ENEMA.
    43 – SENATOR CARL LEVIN – becomes – A CLAN’S LIE’N VOTER.
    44 -SANDY BERGER – turns to – GRABS RED YEN
    45 – WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON
    becomes -JAIL MRS CLINTON:FELON WIFE
    46 – PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
    becomes -TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

    AND THE GRAND FINAL
    47 – PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA – bec omes – AN ARAB BACKED IMPOSTER
    Send this to 1000 friends or 1000 times to one enemy.

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  18. Kenny says:
    May 5, 2009 at 12:45 am

    I am a repub…conservative…I can tell that the jack ass’ that runs this is neither. There are idiots on both sides…this is just one ours.

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  19. Conservative NYer says:
    May 7, 2009 at 6:46 am

    As much as I loath Keith Olbermann’s rants and left-leaning politics, the video posted above was a touching tribute to a Mom who was probably more influential in getting him into sports than anybody. Keith should have stayed in sports broadcasting as he is a failure at his current job, but he was loving in his tribute to his Mom who was a real Yankees fan.

    Nobody’s death should be celebrated, no matter who or under what circumstances. The headline is in bad taste.

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  20. LibsFearPalin says:
    May 14, 2009 at 8:51 am

    I am against abortion except if the life of the mother is stake. Under this provision, she should have aborted Keith Olbermann, and because she didn’t now the poor woman is dead.

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  21. davisracquet says:
    May 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Don’t attack her. She was a good woman, I’m certain she’s done a lot of good in her life. Noone can influence every path their kids make. It’s true that her son is a terrorist lover and he’d do anything to hurt the United States in the name of furthering his success. Here is a man that claims to have lost friends on 9/11, but goes out of his way to put America’s enemies first. I understand the frustration everyone see’s where every day the only topics he knows is George Bush and Sarah Palin. I’m sure he’s been an embarrassment to her and should not be made to have her memory suffer . Please allow her to rest

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  22. mcdaddy says:
    May 17, 2009 at 6:27 am

    Keith Olbermann is a total piece of shyte! Too bad it wasn’t him…

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  23. Not a Sheepeople says:
    May 21, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Follow the money.

    All MSNBC employees are GE employees with GE stock in their savings plans.

    if Obama get Cap and Trade then GE makes billions, thus GE shareholders win big.

    Keith makes big bucks in Obama gets his cap and trade plan through.

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  24. jay says:
    May 28, 2009 at 5:36 pm

    you sick neo-con fucker you and your sick limbaugh fringe of society are shrinking sick fuck!!

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  25. Mary says:
    June 1, 2009 at 5:04 am

    The woman raised a psychopath….added to society’s problems, but anybody deserves a little respect at death, even the dumb ones.

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  26. Grim Raper says:
    June 11, 2009 at 12:21 am

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Somebody died!!!! Oh, man… death is ALWAYS funny! When I finally die, I’m gonna be the one laughing the loudest!

    Dude, you need to give a puppy or kitten some poison, film it dying, and post it here on your website! Just another way that sick retarded fucks like u n’ me can get our rocks off laughing!

    Kudos, man!! ROTFLMAO!!!

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  27. Paul says:
    June 14, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I agree that laughing about Olbermann’s mother’s death is going over the line. I’ve also noticed that most Republicans here disapprove of this tactic. If you were to

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