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March 15, 2012

IF YOU MISS ULTRA-SECRET #SXSW GRIMLOCK PROJECT, GO THIS LINK! GET EMAIL WHEN VIDEO COME OUT! t.co/f0xXrxF4 # THIS KID HAVE GOOD START ON BE AWESOME! OR MAYBE BE ON RITALIN. ME HOPE IT FIRST ONE. t.co/uLnm0AuH @annelibby @cvharquail # CAPITALISM STILL WORK! WEB FULL OF #steakandbjday SITES STUFFED WITH ADS FOR MAN THAT NOT …

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• TWEETS

March 14, 2012

TIRED OF EVERYONE SAY YOU REALLY GRIMLOCK? HERE SHIRT FOR YOU! NOT JUST FOR #SXSW ILLUMINATI NOW. t.co/lKWWt7nh # RE: @fredwilson PROBLEM WITH GIANT PILE OF PATENTS IS EVENTUALLY SOMEONE RUN OUT OF REASONS NOT TO USE THEM. t.co/RmIl0lmj # DO BUSINESS BREAK OVER. MORE THE BEERS! NOW! #SXSW # //WARNING: CRITICAL LEVELS OF #SXSW …

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• TWEETS

March 13, 2012

NO MORE MEETING! NOW PARTY! #SXSW # THAT ONE FANCY SHIRT! NOW EVERYPERSON KNOW YOU NOT GRIMLOCK! ME GLAD THAT CLEARED UP. @ckurdziel t.co/ddGm0H1V # MORE THE BEERS! #SXSW # DRINKED ALL THE COFFEE. IT NOT ENOUGH. #SXSW # #SXSW SESSIONS NEED BETTER CHAIRS, TOTALLY UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ALL THIS SLEEP ME DOING. # Powered by …

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March 12, 2012

ME, GRIMLOCK, MAKE APPEARANCE AT @DISQUS PARTY, IRON CACTUS! BE THERE IN 20 OR BE LOSER! # OOPS. FORGOT PUNY #SXSW TAG ON MESSAGE ABOUT BE AT IRON CATCUS. NOW HIPSTERS NOT ESCAPE IN TIME. #DINNER # ME, GRIMLOCK, HUNGRY FOR VC! @TexasVC, @TimDraper AND @LucasNelson LOOK GOOD FOR SNACK. #SXSW # VC-ILICIOUS! @TexasVC @TimDraper …

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• TWEETS

March 10, 2012

REDHEAD ACQUIRED. # MMMM… @RedheadWriting 1 t.co/17lSiIaC # MMMM… @RedheadWriting 3 t.co/aJLW5Z2D # MMMM… @RedheadWriting 2 t.co/jg1cRpnl # REDHEAD DELICIOUS, BUT NOT FULL! WHO ME EA… MEAT FOR DINNER AT #SXSW # NO ONE AWESOME ENOUGH FOR EAT WITH GRIMLOCK AT #SXSW TIME FOR HIT STREET, DEVOUR IT. # NOW TIME FOR SPECIAL #SXSW EDITION …

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• TWEETS

March 9, 2012

TIME FOR EAT DINNER. WHO AT #SXSW IS DELICIOUS? # AT BAR. DR FUNK. # SESSIONS NEED GET LESS BORING BEFORE ME DECIDE TO LIVEN UP BY KILL EVERYONE! #SXSW # BUMS IN AUSTIN BEHIND TIMES! NO ONE HAVE CASH! USE SQUARE INSTEAD! # "BLAH BLAH SOCIAL BLAH CROWD BLAH OHMYGODTHEFUTUREWHATDOWEDO BLAH BLAH MOBILE" – …

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• TWEETS

March 8, 2012

CODE DONE TIME FOR BEER. # DANCE CARD ALMOST FULL, STILL NO PUNY REPORTER FOR #SXSW WHAT IF ME PROMISE ONLY A LITTLE DEVOURING? # BEERS ALL DRINKED. TIME TO FIND NEXT BAR, PRACTICE FOR #SXSW # PUBY BAR! RUN OUT OF BEERS TOO SOON! HOW ME, GRIMLOCK PRACTICE FOR #SXSW NOW? #BARNUMBERFOUR # TIME …

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• TWEETS

March 7, 2012

WORKING MORE ON SECRET PROJECT FOR #SXSW MEASURING PAYLOAD FOR TRANSPORT. CUSTOMS NO HAVE BOX ON SIZE SHEET FOR "AWESOME". # WHO HAS PUNY PRESENTATION AT #SXSW ME, GRIMLOCK, SHOULD SEE? IF SUGGEST ONE MORE "HOW TO SOCIAL" ME KILL EVERYONE! # EITHER PEOPLE MAKE SESSIONS AT #SXSW NOT ON TWITTER, OR INVITE GIANT MURDEROUS …

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• TWEETS

March 6, 2012

NO ONE TELL ME, GRIMLOCK, WHAT GOOD COMPANIES AT #SXSW LAME STUFF LIKE @KLOUT NOT COUNT. # RE: @eriks ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GREAT AND MEEK IS WHICH DIRECTION FAIL PUSH THEM.  t.co/Te8VWXTZ # ALSO NEED FIND SOME INTERNET REPORTER PERSON THAT AT #SXSW FOR… SOMETHING. # RE: @egoboss LEARN TO DO RIGHT REQUIRE EXAMPLE. BE …

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• TWEETS

March 5, 2012

BACK TO WORKING ON PROJECT TEXAS. # TIME FOR MINDLESS SHUFFLING FROM SCENE TO SCENE WITH RANDOM VIOLENCE. ALSO, ZOMBIES. #WALKINGDEAD # FIRST RULE OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. KILL SHANE. #WALKINGDEAD # #STARTUPS LIKE #WALKINGDEAD BE RUTHLESS, MOVE FAST, GET IDIOTS OFF TEAM NOW, NOT LATER WHEN THEM GET EVERYONE KILLED. # SILLY CARL! DM IS …

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