What manner of birds?

April 3rd, 2009

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-Pa-pa what manner of birds are they?

-Not birds my child, but vile couriers of fiery death, recite the family prayer and dream of a joyous reunion with mother.

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The Coryphaeus of Science

March 30th, 2009

spacer The Coryphaeus of Science summons you to the axe, Trotskyite!

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Useless pandas

March 29th, 2009

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Our forsaken fecundity stresses our American captors. Bald eagles starve while we gorge!

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His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!

March 27th, 2009

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-His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!

-It is a legitimate response to the harsh and inconsequential nature of being. I celebrate his tenacity!

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After that act of defiance Grigor was never heard from again.

March 26th, 2009

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After that act of defiance Grigor was never heard from again.  And none in the company ever spoke of the incident.  He was my best friend.

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Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility!

March 4th, 2009

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Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility!  It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…

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This thought above all others keeps me from sleep this night.

March 3rd, 2009

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That we both may be a burden on the state, this thought above all others keeps me from sleep this night.

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The air is crisp, like fresh spring leaves.

February 26th, 2009

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-The air is crisp, like fresh spring leaves.

-Do you know the time in Zurich?

-It is you! no one believed you would survive.

-We have little time, you must get these microfiche of the sub plans to Moscow

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Let this serve as a warning to all betrayers!

February 26th, 2009

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Let this serve as a warning to all betrayers!

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Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.

February 25th, 2009

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Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.  Perhaps it is time to cash in a favor from my friends at the Kremlin.

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