News
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“Indie Filmmaking Hell” is on its Way
A few in the film-making community are aware of some of the stories that came -
“DEAR GOD NO!” Signs Intenational Distro Deal with Archstone
Finally, one of the best films produced in 2011 has announced a distribution deal! Hailed -
Download the “Deadgirl 2″ Screenplay
Fans of “Deadgirl” rejoice! Well… sort of. Despite there being almost zero chance that the - More from this category
Reviews
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“She” (1982)
I want to say I’ve seen She before, but that would’ve been in the early -
“Switchblade Sisters” aka “The Jezebels” (1975)
I had no idea when I saw this on Watch Instantly that it was another -
“Destroy All Monsters” (Blu-Ray)
I don’t typically do these blu-ray reviews, where the quality of the release is on - More from this category
Interviews
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Clones: ”(Shorts are) just like features, but without the boring bits”
Clones is a collective of Portuguese filmmakers that have put together some of the most -
Drew Bolduc: ‘Either you want money or you want to make art.’
Drew Bolduc and Dan Nelson are the wacky minds behind “The Taint”. Any filmmaker that -
Frank Sabatella: ‘Trust yourself and don’t stop pushing forward.’
Frank Sabatella is the producer and director of the recently released slasher, “Blood Night” and - More from this category
Articles
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Box Office Hits (The Horror Section) Part 1
Growing up in a small country town, there wasn’t much around for entertainment. Unless you -
5 Reasons that Star Trek Writers are Really, Really White Dudes
You look at the title and you probably wonder why I even need five reasons… -
Top 5 Feature Films of 2011
Okay, I haven’t gotten to see every film I wanted to this year (a great - More from this category
Columns
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Get Back in the Trailer: “Rawhead Rex” (1986)
Oh, Ireland. The beautiful landscapes, the alcoholism, the 10-foot tall rubber monsters that existed before time…
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David Does Traumatic Cinematic
You are almost certainly beside yourself without your bi-weekly dose of the David Does The Internet podcast, but here is something to wet your appetite until we get back on track. The boys at Traumatic Cinematic were kind enough to have me on, and things got… Weird.
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It’s So Bad: Professor Snape Sings Karaoke
I actually shot this one myself. It was a late night at Dragon*Con 2011 and we needed to grab a bite. We walk into a downtown Atlanta Karaoke Bar and who do we see? None other than Professor Snape wailing the lyrics to the Simple Minds 80′s hit, “Don’t You Forget About Me”… You’re welcome.
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Get Back in the Trailer: “Staying Alive” (1983)
This seldom-acknowledged sequel to “Saturday Night Fever” was directed by Sylvester Stallone. So, as one would imagine it plays out like a ROCKY sequel, complete with epic montages and oily muscles. This is seriously the best dance movie ever made. Listen to that cock rockin’ soundtrack and tell me I’m wrong…
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Podcast: David Does The Internet with Trent Haaga
Since starting out his career at Troma, Trent Haaga has done it all. He has been involved in over 40 feature-length films, written the cult classic “DEADGIRL”, and directed the critically acclaimed dark horror-comedy, “CHOP”. Now Trent joins David, sinking to what is unquestionably the lowest point in his career to talk about his work, [...]
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It’s So Bad: “The Last Dinosaur”
I am a HUGE fan of giant monster battles, but this one made me laugh my ass off for some reason.
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Get Back in the Trailer: “Point Break” (1991)
If you are not familiar with “Point Break”, it is the story of a thrill-seeking surfer gang led by Patrick Swayze (who sports the sweetest ass bleached hair you have ever seen), that is penetrated by a dim undercover cop (played by “Bill and Ted’s” Keanu Reeves) investigating a string of bank robberies. Keanu fights [...]
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Podcast: Dead End Drive-in Ep. 1
Moe and David ponder the zombie buddy-cop star vehicle for Treat Williams, “DEAD HEAT”. Enjoy as terrible attempts at humor ensue.
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Podcast: David Does The Internet with Tom Hodge
The amazing Thomas Hodge of The Dude Designs, the artist behind such prolific posters as HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN, FATHER’S DAY, DEAR GOD NO!, and so many others joins David to talk about art, the acceptable level of handsome for the male lead in a feature, and the fact that Wes Craven may be bat [...]
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Get Back in the Trailer: “Lawnmower Man 2″ (1996)
I totally forgot that there was a sequel to “Lawnmower Man” and what a sad piece of shit sequel it is. Set in the future, Jobe has been reincarnated as Max Headroom to destroy the world with terrible CGI.
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