Clean up damnit

March 18th, 2012 3:34am by anonymous

My roommates never cook. And I mean never. Maybe once in a blue moon but even then do they rarely step foot into the kitchen other than to open the fridge and microwave frozen crap.

BUT when they bring their boytoys over, suddenly they whip out all the ingredients like they’re rachel ray and start cooking a feast (not really, they don’t know how to cook that well). It’s so fake and they procrastinate cleaning up afterwards. They leave the kitchen a mess. I mean they don’t wipe up after themselves. You see splattered food/sauces/veggies/weird shit that looks like vomit on the stove, the counter, and dining table and I’m like WTF!! WTF is all this shit? Oh and the smell is just headache inducing. I mean sure it smells good for like 3 seconds and then you feel like you can’t breathe because it’s so stuffy. 

This one time, when I decided to wash my dish rack because it was so filthy (my rooommates seriously don’t know how to clean up after themselves), not even one minute later, my two suitemates stepped into the kitchen and randomly decided to make pasta sauce. Inevitable they splattered all their shit onto my SPOTLESSLY clean dish rack. I was so angry because I cleaned my fuckin dish rack for no fuckin reason. I mean couldn’t they have made their pasta sauce BEFORE I washed my disrack??? NOOOOO they couldn’t; they just had to cook RIGHT AFTER I cleaned everything. I was so pissed I wanted to blow something up. STUPID FUCKTARDS. I didn’t think girls could be so filthy and gross and immature and annoying but THEY ARE. Why? Why? Why?

People have no respect for other people’s belongings. I mean just because you didn’t pay for it doesn’t mean you can sabotage it. You should be thankful I’m even letting you use my shit stupid bitches. 

They’re so paranoid they don’t even have their microwaves out in the kitchen. They have it inside their room so they can have it all to themselves. And here I am letting them use my shit. GRRRRRRR.  

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