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GTFO!
Sunday, March 18th, 2012Dear Rachel,
I’m irritated by the fact that you eat all my food, drink all my alcohol, talk about yourself non-stop, and put on a completely different "sorority girl" act around your friends. You dropped all your classes and don’t have a job and now you sit at home and smoke weed all day. Not to mention the fact that you stole my boy after I was the one who introduced the two of you while we were still sleeping together.
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STFU and go home
Sunday, March 18th, 2012Rule of thumb: If you aren’t here on the weekends, you have no say in what the weekend schedule is. I will clean the bathroom when I fucking feel like it bitch.
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Clean up damnit
Sunday, March 18th, 2012My roommates never cook. And I mean never. Maybe once in a blue moon but even then do they rarely step foot into the kitchen other than to open the fridge and microwave frozen crap.
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Loud music
Sunday, March 18th, 2012I never thought this would ever happen to me but it did. I got stuck with a suitemate that likes to blast her music loudly on her crappy speakers. She turns up the volume so loud that all you hear is sound ripping instead of the music and the walls in our apartment our VERY thin so you can basically hear everything that’s going on in the apartment.
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Conniving Disrespectful Selfish Asshole
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012This person might be the worst roomate in the history of time. To give you an idea how had he is every person that rooms with him hates him by the end of the year and he is forced to prey on new unsuspecting souls to piss off. After a few years everyone caught on to how bad of a roomate they were so he was close to living by himself or with randoms until one of his very forgiving ex-roomates took him in an let him share his room at his duplex.
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Backstabbing Self Absorbed Asshole
Wednesday, March 14th, 2012This guy thinks he is just amazing at everything. He is so into himself and only cares about himself. He will backstab anyone aslong as he has something to gain.
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ANNOYED MSG
Tuesday, March 13th, 2012my roommate is such an annoying manipulative girl. she is my friend from high school and has been my roommate now for 2 years. everything will be fine for a couple weeks then she gets into these moods where she just lives to put me down.
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The Deadbeat Boyfriend
Saturday, March 10th, 2012My roommate’s boyfriend is a free-loading deadbeat who does nothing all day except laze around watching TV, using our internet and utilities, and eating my food. She thinks everything is fine and dandy- it’s like she’s living in some sort of fantasy world, so blinded by her "love" that she cannot see how much of a deadbeat he is. I’ve told her tme and time again that if she wants him to live here, then I have two stipulations: (1) that he contributes to the household (meaning chores, groceries, etc); (2) that I do not want to feel as if I am supporting him (it’s her choice if she wants to support a deadbeat- not my choice).
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Sick Bastard
Saturday, March 10th, 2012My roommate peed on the floor next to the toilet in our bathroom and left it there the WHOLE day. He’s the biggest fucking weirdo I have ever met. Hes obsessed with the 60’s, I walk in on him and his fat nasty ass girlfriend all over each other practically having sex every fucking weekend, he leaves the living room of our apartment an absolute mess all the time, he puts weird pictures form the 60’s all over our walls, he sleeps through his alarm that keeps me up every morning, he showers maybe 3 times a week, I cant bring friend over because he embarasses the fuck out of me with the weird shit he says all the time.
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Seriously now.
Wednesday, March 7th, 2012Every time you have EVER been confronted about not doing your dishes, it’s the same goddamn response "I’m busy! sorry I don’t have time to keep the kitchen looking spotless. I have more important things to do and I don’t appreciate your passive agressive note/tone/whatever"
First off, is your time more important than mine? Am I your fucking mother? No. I do not need to clean up your mess, I do not WANT to clean up your mess, I clean up your mess so that I can actually find some goddamn counterspace and dishes to use.
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