Libra, and late bloomer. Admits to still being semi attracted to girls with blonde dreads. Says no to Rap. Rode the big wheel through the halls in The Shining. Hates change. Has no nemesis. Makes a fine Manhattan, likes beer too much though. Unlicensed therapist, certified life coach.

the true Victims Family fan . Born in Los Angeles…… Spends his free time hitting a large bell……. Majored in Leprosy at Inkblot Tech…….Feels most at home around Darts… At some point established himself as a group to keep watching….Presently a Trustee of the Crystal Gayle Theater of the Perfoming Arts in Pullman Washington.
Defines a Jick as: “J from Jagger plus Mick minus M”

Mike Clark = Capricorn! Still buys R.E.M. records. Collects Bicentennial Quarters. Likes Thai food and argyle socks. Can’t believe Low are LDS. Knows his Dewey Decimal system. Went through a big Lew Archer phase. Obsessed with cassowaries. Loves candy and magazines. Plays to win!!

Born on April Fool’s Day. Descendant of Kintpuash. Attended first concert, The Who/Three Dog Night, at 5 years old. Did not speak for two days after Jackson was killed on The White Shadow. First “complicated” bass line ever learned, Strutter, KISS. Lets dog sleep on the bed. Likes avocados, beer and black licorice. Dislikes litterbugs, WAL*#%MART and cars that hog the passing lane. Can dance bulerias but aspires to siguiriyas. Thinks Gregory Peck is the most handsome movie star of all time.