On Beyond America for World Harmony!
Join the Campaign to Make the Kazoo International
Instrument to Keep the World Humming! See www.howtokazoo.com or refer to The
Complete How to Kazoo for more information.
It’s the one issue that all countries might agree on, since it
matters to none. To be an informed voter on kazooing, read The
Complete How to Kazoo by BarbaraStewart. The amusing book includes
everything under the sun that’s fun and appropriate to do with
kazoos, including information on World Unification Kazooing.
According to Stewart, “Kazooing knows no boundaries,
includes everyone from the musically marginal up through the experts
-- and voices can be raised world-wide in no languages whatsoever.”
Stewart has already brought the campaign to TV's Late
Night With Conan O’Brien, CBS Sunday
Morning News (Charles Osgood), Fox and Friends and Martha
Stewart, as well as satellite radio, but needs more
support to bring the issue before Congress or some Parliament or wherever
she can find to present it. (She has found some good-natured and unofficial
encouragement from Health Minister Barbara Stewart in New Zealand, but
no officials in other countries yet.)