Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two
shots.
One for me and one for my best buddy here."
The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do you
want me
to wait until your buddy arrives to pour his?"
Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best
buddy
in my pocket here." With that he pulls out a little 3-inch
man
from his pocket.
The bartender says, "Wow! And you mean to say he can
drink that
much?"
"Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some."
So the bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough, the little
guy drinks it all up. "That's amazing," says the
bartender.
"What else can he do? Can he walk?"
Rodney flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says,
"Hey Al, go get that quarter!" The little guy runs down
to the
end of the bar, picks up the quarter, and runs back down and
gives it to Rodney.
The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's
amazing," he says, "What else can he do? Does he
talk?"
Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in
his eye and squawks, "Talk? Sure he talks. Hey Al, tell him
about that time we were in down in Africa on safari and you
insulted that witch doctor!"
This way back to The Dancing Spooks!