Cut to: Matt stepping out of a dressing room in a crowded store.

Me: “What do you think of these pants?”
Her: “You can see your penis.”
Me: “What? No you ca… don’t poke it!”
Her: *pokes* “Told you.”
Me: *deep sigh*

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Portal Two (Portal 2 Cocktails)

Ingredients:
Blue Curacao
Vodka
Lemonade 
Cointreau
Rum 
Orangina 
Small tumblers

Directions: “This drink is, of course, designed to resemble the two coloured portals from the excellent sci-fi puzzle game. For the blue version, get a small tumbler and pour in 10ml of Blue Curacao, 10ml of vodka and top up with lemonade. For orange you’ll need another tumbler, this time filled with 10ml of Cointreau, 10ml of rum and Orangina. If you fancy, you can jazz the glasses up with coloured sugar rims. Simply pour some sugar into a sandwich bag with the relevant food colouring, shake them up, pour the resulting mix into a dish and dip your tumbler in. “You can mix the portals together if you like,” says James. “It’s a very orangey flavour, which we thought tied in with The Orange Box, the compilation in which the original Portal appeared.”

The finest beverage breakthroughs from the Aperture alcohol research labs. Drink them in the name of science. You monster.

Drink created by James Dance of Loading for an article in The Guardian. Check out the article for the rest of the drinks and check out Loading for a great gaming bar and cafe.

Vonnegut:
Mother Night
The Sirens of Titan
Breakfast of Champions

Hemingway:
The Sun Also Rises

Chandler:
The Long Goodbye (re-read)

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thebirdandthebat:

Batman > Spider-Man. 

huliia:

fuckyeahtattoos:

My badass Contra tattoo!  If you’re a child of the 80’s then you know what this is all about!  Work done by Brian Wren at 3rd Eye Tattoo in Park Slope Brooklyn. 

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blondebmwlover:

thanosthemadtitan:

Han Rules!