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| Welcome to the Writers' Room (latest info) | 0 | admin | 2 years | |
| Back up Your brain but not now! - 23 | 82 |  |
Kazytc | 19 minutes |
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Scientists who are intellectually challenged, announced an important step forward today, this being that in 2 decades from now, when the vast majority of us, will be in wooden overcoats, we will be... |
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| Early George Formby recordings prove he was pioneer rapper "Two Bob" | 0 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 29 minutes |
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An amazing discovery in Rawtenstall Lancashire today by Mrs Sadie Zimmerframe of previously unheard 1930's rap songs by George Formby under the pseudonymn " Two Bob" . The songs cover a wide range... |
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| TUC applaud Scottish Tories for launching "Friends of the Union" | 0 | |
Mark66 | 54 minutes |
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. PS See www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-17420673 if this doesn't make sense... |
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| Space station astronauts find ‘called but you weren’t in’ note from space truck | 1 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 56 minutes |
| God finds Richard Dawkins | 0 | |
grumblechops | 1 hour |
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The Almighty today announced He has lost faith in religion and was instead “leaning more towards the teachings of Dawkins every day”. The Supreme Being admitted he became “consumed with... |
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| "John Carter" beaten at box office by "Tulisa's Sex Tape - The Movie" | 0 | |
paddyparkinson | 1 hour |
| Lionel Messi highest paid footballer due to "state benefits" | 0 | |
paddyparkinson | 1 hour |
| Manicurists reconsider launching Hand Relief charity | 3 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 1 hour |
| Scientists discover 23hr bug which can only be caught this Sunday Morning | 0 | |
Ian Searle | 1 hour |
| Richard Dawkins To find God | 5 | |
Scronnyglonkle | 1 hour |
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In a shock move today it was announced that well know celebrity atheist Richard Dawkins is set to convert and become a member of the Church of the Latter Day Saints (Mormon’s). The announcement... |
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| Dermatology clinics to get spot checks. More later... | 1 | |
ianrbland | 1 hour |
| Medium Derek Acorah and 'spirit guide' split because of 'artistic differences' | 5 | |
Perks | 2 hours |
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Television medium, Derek Acorah and his ‘spirit guide’ Sam have announced they are to split. They have cited their ‘artistic differences’ as the main reason, with Sam becoming ever more... |
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| Physical bullying falls victim to cyber bullying in media spotlight | 0 | |
simonjmr | 2 hours |
| Titanic sinking revealed as NASA hoax | 3 | |
Immunis | 2 hours |
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might try this as a full story, but going to be very busy tomorrow... |
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| Aborigines delighted as Australia begins returning convicts | 0 | |
medici2471 | 2 hours |
| Abi Titmuss to offer advice & support to Tulisa | 0 | |
ianrbland | 3 hours |
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Darling you really should have done more with your makeup... |
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| Susan Boyle sex tape rumoured to be weeks away | 0 | |
simonjmr | 3 hours |
| Tulisa seeks gagging order | 2 | |
medici2471 | 3 hours |
| Dignitas to offer "the Whitney" More later... | 0 | |
ianrbland | 3 hours |
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bring your own nose candy... |
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| Osborne: cut in highest rate tax "double-plus-good" | 0 | |
ianrbland | 3 hours |
| Survey latest: Marmite proves to be a "bit of a marmite food" More later... | 0 | |
ianrbland | 3 hours |
| Scot's History Tapestry ends in affray. More soon. | 0 | |
Al OPecia | 3 hours |
| Study shows union members 'have same energy levels as Vegans' | 0 | |
Perks | 3 hours |
| Insiders say next president of World Bank probably won’t be Fred Goodwin | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 4 hours |
| No end in sight to hose-pipe ban on Saturn’s moon | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 4 hours |
| Homeless have to beg until 68 to afford cheap alcohol in retirement say Labour | 0 | |
charlies_hat | 4 hours |
| Tesco expands online delivery service to International Space Station | 0 | |
Matthuselah | 4 hours |
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Tesco today delivered their first online grocery package to the international space station today. ATV-Edoardo Amaldi launched from French Guiana on an Ariane 5 rocket this morning with plentiful... |
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| Local man who saw only one film last year now pretty sure it was the wrong one | 3 | |
Mr Target | 5 hours |
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Despite a very specifically worded article in the South Devon Herald advising him that if he only saw one film that year, that it should be the J.J.Abrams directed Summer release, "Super 8", local... |
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| Pin down your pensioners with Osborne's New Granny Tacks | 0 | |
wallster | 5 hours |
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Ever wondered how you can keep your old folk from wandering off with your inheritance? Does seeing the aged enjoy what little life remains to them spending the pittance they've scraped together over... |
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| Gardening pensioner delighted with his new Strimmer Frame | 0 | |
Smart Alex | 7 hours |
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