ethnotechno :: the best in left-field asian-tinged electronica

just east of ghettostan.

desi a four-letter word.

she says: "...and fights always break out."
he says: "yeah. and the fighters are always asian."
she says: "yeah. asian fights suck."

this isn't your dad's website.

my website can kick you website's ass.

most thrilling when served chilled.

destroy your computer.

break all the rules.

chix diggit.

fuck all tribes and camps - this is MUSIC.

bananas don't grow on trees.

where hidden agendas abound.

get ready for everything you ever wanted.
plus a little pain for good measure.

my loony bun is fine Benny Lava.
thanks for asking.

sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.

attempting the impossible, acheiving the absurd.

get ready for everything you ever expected.
and nothing you ever wanted.

enlarged to show texture.

bollywood grooming school rejects unite!

beware of imitators!

look for the official ETD logo.

when four-hour erections just aren't long enough...

say NO to corn ethanol.

video system must be bought separately and connected to the internets by your parents.

for "winning" members only.

thank you come again.

made from 100-percent recycled pixels.

we know ethnics.

no trees were killed in the creation of this site.
however a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

past performance not a guarantee of future results...

"computer games don't affect kids. i mean if pac-man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-kristian wilson, nintendo circa 1989

fueling the anti-desi movement since last tuesday

backtracing it since 1973