Birds

We have a special limited supply of this rare bird. Bald Eagles make great pets if you have a lot of land for them to live on. Roasted Eagle is also one of the most delicate tastes you'll ever have. Due to the limited number available, we will only ship one eagle per household.

What little girl doesn't want a cute little duckling on Easter morning? Pets or Food™ has made it easy to bring a smile to your daughter's face and a meal to your plate. Each duckling comes with a two month supply of our special organic feed, detailed care and feeding instructions, and a Pets or Food™ do it yourself butcher set.

Back by popular demand!

Every year at Easter, families buy their children baby bunnies and chicks. After a few months, these poor animals are usually brought to a shelter and disposed of. Pets or Food™ is proud to bring back a special Easter special that solves this horrible problem. For one low price you get:

Only $79.95 each!

Act now while supplies last!

The perfect replacement for Squab or Cornish Game Hen at weddings on a budget. The Parakeet has a delicate taste and plenty of white meat. The head chef at Pets or Food™ has a special Ready To Eat™ package available for all you brides to be. Each bird is marinated in a port wine and slow roasted on a spit. All you have to do is nuke and serve! Pricing is by the dozen.

From the forests of the Pacific Northwest comes the Spotted Wood Owl. Pets or Food™ is pleased to be able to offer conservationists and gourmets alike an opportunity to participate in the future of this endangered animal. Our expert animal breeders have managed to generate a sizable population of this species in our livestock habitat in Northeast Oregon. For every Live order, Pets or Food™ will purchase and donate an acre of wilderness habitat for use by Spotted Wood Owls. If you'd prefer to sample the taste that loggers claim has no rival, our Ready to Eat™ package comes complete with smoked Wood Owl, a giblets package, and a gravy pouch.