Stump The Listener 269

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A rabbi cuts it off and a priest sucks it off.

Why's Judy Collins get her pussy waxed?
So her nipples won't get rug burns.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?
Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head.

What's P.M.S. stand for?
Probably moving to the sofa.

How can you tell if a girl's really from the South?
She can suck a cock and chew tobacco,
And she knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why do blondes like cars with sun roofs?
More leg room.

How does a lonely man sixty-nine?
He sucks his thumb while he jerks off.

What's blue and purple and the size of a cocktail weenie?
Oprah's clit after she walks up a flight of stairs.

the gang from Jackie's Joke Hunt 269,
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