We Believe

  • is a radio spot for a college that states 30 ways to "do it."
  • is selling cars while never showing a car.
  • is showing far-from-perfect bodies in ads for vitamins.
  • is a one-syllable tagline.
  • is destroying a webpage with a buzzsaw.
  • is promoting an art museum with naked dancing men.
  • is referring to a golf pro shop's restroom as a "drop zone."
  • is designing a corporate brochure that's 2.75" x 3.5".
  • is selling health care with a platter of fried food.
  • is a gospel choir singing "Medulla oblongata" for a vitamin company.
  • is mentioning heart bypasses in a local burger restaurant ad.
  • is presenting 700 options for one new company name.
  • is drawing your hairy self in a speedo (No, that's disgusting).
  • is mentioning heart bypasses in a local burger restaurant ad.
  • is not showing a single painting or sculpture in a campaign for an art museum.
  • is producing a commercial for $387.
  • is marketing a business school without showing a single student.
  • is owning the color green in a maize and blue town.
  • is a bookstore poster featuring a grandma sporting a goatee.

New Work

Overheard

  • Ernie P. "I haven't seen anything awful yet."
  • Ernie P. "I tell you who's a dapper dude now is Al Roker."
  • Jason S. "Would you guys ever consider forming a banana and chapstick club?
  • Drew L. "Everything's coming up Loomer."
  • Dan S. "He's like a mushroom that kept on growing."
  • Carol M. "I think you've lost my mind."
  • Carol P. "I swear men have a time of the month."
  • Ernie P. "Do men have hot flashes?"
  • Todd B. "I'm sitting here in a banana suit. Neal is in a full-out unitard."
  • Drew L. "Nothing warms my heart like a stock photo."
  • Craig D. "John says preliminary feedback on sheep is good."
  • Robert S. "Ella's a brat. O.K., she's not a real brat, she's a fake brat."
  • Fred M. "We can come in and pith all over it."
  • Robert S. "I'm thinking slowly. Don't rush me."
  • Maria W. "I'm on it like a bonnet."
  • Steven T. "We thought you were all hat and no cattle."
  • Fred M. "Can I ask you a question so you can feel superior?"
  • Pat H. "Could Dan be any easier to work with, Ann? What a guy."
  • Helen N. "Sorry I could help."
  • Colleen S. "Will there be a presentation before the ambulance comes?"
  • Brad J. "That's why Kyle Rote, Jr. was able to win the Superstars competition."
  • Dan S. "If you die, can I have your thesaurus?"
  • Chip K. "It's a painful plug to pull."
  • Fred M. "I got so caught up in the physician copy..."
  • Carol M. "My mom could've done this. And she's dead."
  • Fred M. "Ernie's in his Apocalypse Now, Colonel Kurtz phase."
  • Jason S. "If I had to choose between my grandma dying and my dog...I don't know."
  • Jason S. "I wish I could slap you without touching you."
  • Ernie P. "I gotta feel the cuddlies and the cutesies."
  • Julie B. "I hope I haven't been dirty talkin' 'em."
  • Drew L. "I killed him with a ukulele."
  • Ernie P. "Do you know the name of the giant bowling alley downriver?"
  • Dan S. "We took out the nun and put in my fat ass."
  • Karen P. "I'm drunk and I don't want to talk."
  • Ben D. "Many a time I've wished for such a toilet."
  • Randy H. "I'm going to the pole vault summit in Reno."
  • Jason T. "From my perspective, it all goes back to the toilet seat."
  • Dan S. "I did the sandwich board and a robot insulted me."
  • Jane P. "I don't think it's good to teach kids to say 'Comb the cat.'"
  • Chuck M. "Buy it for free."
  • Ryan W. "I'd be an a-hole to hate this."
  • Lyndsay K. "It's so hot out I just don't like the idea of smushing my face on a sweaty hobo donut."
  • Ernie P. "They're robust, just like me."
  • Jason S. "You can just stand here and watch him going to hell."

Us

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